Thursday, December 17, 2009

FAT Santa

Fat Santa... its Christmas Time... and perverted Fatguys Roam Playstation home. Yes. Fat fuck on home is standing or... sitting next to my cuzzin avatar on the ground witht he light green font. yea i took a POOR picture but heres what happened. This fat slob came up and asked or was saying "wanna see come to my crib baby?" not knowin my cuzzin is 15 yrs old... then starts saying some shit like..."you got a nice mouth can i cum in it?" not exactly what he said. You get the idea... my point is. Why do mfs.... come on home saying that avatars are pretty? why do you do that??? its totally retarded.. i don't know i was just leaving a brief blogg.... since i dont have all evidence.

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Retarded Retards

So I was on the MW2 forums trying to keep up with the latest news in a game I'm really starting to like til I read this comment:

"Well let's think about this logically for a second. Women cannot be grunts in the Armed Forces, why would they be in a video game?"


WHAT????? Logic in a video game???? No video game in the history of video games has ever been built on a foundation of logic. If they were, after you died once you would have to throw the game away because the character would be dead. That's logical. And why we're talking about assholes and logic, I have a few point to address;

1."All girls that play video games are ugly, fat, and single"
We may be fat and ugly, but most of us are in fact taken. For many of us it was our spouses/brothers/fathers/boyfriends/guy you fucked in college that night when you did the beer bong thingy that got us into gaming. Most guys get into games because they couldn't get some little lady to touch them in the bad parts and needed a way to keep there hands busy while mommy was still awake in the den drink her Jim Bean cursing the day your ass was born. And don't even get me started on looks. If only ugly girls play games we must only date guys that play games. Out of all the guys I've met in the year I've had a ps3 only about 20 or so would be considered cute and and 2 sexy enough to have real life sex with(I'm looking at you Cashtastic ^_-)

2."I hate when people beat me in any play style that causes me to be beaten by people that don't play using my play style!!!" Huh?? So If I play the way you do it's fine but if I adopt my own play style you feel the need to call me all kinda stupid bitches and junk?? SWEET!!! I'm happy I could put a damper in your internet life. I have a kill/death ratio of .88. I've died 874 more times than I've killed. So what? I've lost 84 more matches than I've won. So what? In the end it's still only a video game. Once I turn it off its off. I don't think about how bad I played. I only think about how much fun I had playing. But sometimes when somebody gets really out of line it does stick to me. Which brings me to....

3."I'm gonna verbally assault you because you can't get to me in real life." That shit hurts guys. I know boys do that shit to each other because your stupid ass-hats but to attack me personally is really low. I'm sorry I stole your kill. The guy was flailing around on the ground shooting at me, what was I suppose to do? I'm sorry I died 40 times and made us lose the match. I was doing the best I could. The other guys were just better than me :(. And the worst part is that none of the guys in the room come to my aid. They all just add their own little comment or laugh about it like they don't have mothers. I would have said girlfriends but chances are they don't have one. Oh....and the have the BALLS to send me a friend request after wards saying they were just playing around. Don't crack jokes at my expense like we're friends. You can suck jelly out my asshole for all I care.

Those things are all logical. It would be great if everybody was just a little nicer to all people, not just women. Gamers are all picked on by the outside world so you'd think that they would be a little more friendly to another gamer, be it male or female.

Peace^, A-Town Down, Seacrest out!!!

Friday, December 4, 2009