WHAT THE FUCK!? My ps3 yellow lighted yesterday (yellow light on ps3=red ring of death on xbox in case you live under a large boulder or something of the like) and goddammit i'm mad. I put in call of duty modern warfare 2 and was like "yay i'm gonna play call of duty for like 6 hours until i fall into a sleep like coma WOOHOO!!!" and then my screen get's SUPER fuzzy and freezes completely then my ps3 go's BEEP BEEP BEEP (translated into english BEEP BEEP BEEP apparently means FUCK YOU I'M GOING TO SHUT DOWN AND NEVER START AGAIN YOU FAT SACK OF SHIT!!!) and my ps3 shut off. So being my optimistic and ultimatly charming and witty self i push the power button and FUCKING NOTHING HAPPENED, then i turned the switch on the back off and back on and hit power again...the green light showed up then a disgusting looking almost puke colored yellow light showed up and balligerently screamed BEEP BEEP BEEP at me. So now i have to call sony to send my ps3 in and get a fucking new one dammit which means i will have to redo all my game saves i will have to re download about $1000 of rock band content and about 30 games that i had on my HDD and the new ps3 they send more than likely won't play my ps2 games fucking ps3 why would you do this to me i loved you so, all the nights we shared the hours of time that we spent locked together in a dark room your quiet but soothing hum calming my anger your smooth skin glistening in the light of my television set oh how i will miss you, how could you do this to us sony how could you HOW COULD YOU!!! I guess three years is too long to expect out of an almost $800 machine...who knew. Somehow i feel this is all some kind of hallucination and i will simply wake up and my ps3 will welcome me into it's arms with a gentle loving embrace and i will softly whisper "it's ok baby this will never happen again" and everything will go back to the way it was...oh what a dream R.I.P ps3...WHAT THIS IS A COMPLETELY NORMAL REACTION FUCK OFF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE...that being said i guess i won't really be talking to you guys very much so i'd like to give shout out's...ahem. M&M's your the shit man, Jen...you're like a really hot step sister and i love you, CJ I don't really know you to much but you rule man, Amy your a dirty little homo...love you amy, Sose...fag, Crimmy...drink less, Deja...yea. That's about it see you guys when i see you.
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