Saturday, September 26, 2009

Men...............

So I tried asking my husband these questions but he claims he does none of these things*cough* LIAR*cough* so any answers would be appreciated.
How come men:

Pee on the seat in uni-sex bathrooms?

Pee on the wall in uni-sex bathrooms?

Pee on the floor in uni-sex bathrooms?

Flip a t-shirt inside out and consider it clean again?

All buy magnum-size condoms?

Scratch their nuts then pick their nose?

Won't ask for directions?

Even when they can't do something act like they can?

Won't buy new under garments because the old ones are considered " lucky"?

Walk around outside barefoot but wear shoes in the house?

All have ugly feet?

Make everything a competition?

Want any kind of attention from women, be it good or bad?

Fail at something and act like it was the thing they failed at fault?

Pretended they don't watch soaps?

Act like everything they know is common knowledge and all women should know what it is?

Cheer for sports teams in a extreme way like their on the fucking team?

Stand behind you and tell you how beautiful you are as if they could see your face?

Act like you even have a face??

Put your feet up on anything?

Want to add you as a friend so they can "get to know you"?

Feel intimidated by strong women?

Eat like a a food gremlin is gonna steal their plate from them?

Never spray after taking a poop?

Wash and detail the car but won't iron their clothes?

Wear crocs?? Those are sooo gay on guys!

Speed to get to a stop light?

Grope the fruit in the produce section like its gonna blow them later?

Wanna be "friends" until they find out your dating/married?

Then how come soon after your insulted because your dating/married?

Sniff women's underwear???

Smell their hand after sex?

Now if your not one of these please don't respond. I don't need any "im not one of those guys" replies. Now, that being said I am aware that these are some of the traits that make a man a man, unless he's gay. I'm just wondering why is all.



Men -vs- Women.........

Now I know that video gaming has been a male dominated past time for quite some time but in the spirit of "anything you can do I can do better"........errr.......anything you can do I can do better. Becoming a mom and a housewife has given me a assload of something I never had before. No not extra weight you jerk....time. I have a lot of time on my hands these days. And like many other women have noticed some video games are a pretty good way to pass time. In this "case study" of sorts I'll list 3 games covering 3 different types of gameplay and why women are as good as men at them.

Call Of Duty 4---FPS
Female Traits Involved---Situational Awareness

When we play a game of this type the first thing we do is check out the map that is gonna be played. Then we adjust our weapon load out/ perks as needed. Most guys run with the same set up and wonder why the suck so bad compared to the girl their playing with. Well that's why. The real life equivalent to this could be packing a suit case for vacation. Even if going on a vacation to a nice, tropical place we're not that much of a dumb ass to not pack a jacket/pants/sweater/raincoat incase the weather changes. Now this can apply to any game were nothing is a constant, such as RE5, Killzone2, or even a plat-former like Batman.

Burnout Paradise---Racing
Female Traits Involved---Attention to Detail

In this type of game there are 2 crucial elements at play: street names and obstacle interaction. Clipping the computer controlled car on the back bumper will cause it to spin out and run into the dickhead chasing after us. Driving the lighter stunt car lets us actually DO THE FUCKING STUNTS instead of the giant tank van your driving so you can take us out at every fucking corner. When racing these things come in even more handy. Looking for a street name and not a land mark gives us the freedom of making our own routes, we have no need to follow the turning promts at the top of the screen. These work even better at games like GT5 were the grade of the road and speed entering turns come into play.

Rockband---Musical
Female Traits Involved---Focus, Just Being Awesome ^_^

This is one gaming area that could actually transfer over into real life. Maybe not the plastic guitar part but the drums and singing can. The drumming can help with timing and the singing can help with pitch/voice control. When notes come down the track guys tend to group them together, ie: "well if that one girl is a bitch her friends must be too". We seperate the notes in to individuals ie:" that one guy's a asshat but I'll still dance with his friend". Plus you have to look at whats infront of you, not whats coming down the road.

So the next time you get beat by a girl don't get all mad and quit. Just remember we're more "equiped" to play games lol.



Just lie to me baby!!!!...................
Today I was in the Singstar space with some friends and a guy approached me. Blah blah blah...."do u wanna c my pic?". I say know Im not interested so he ask why. So I reply "ok fine, ill lie to u....sure!!! I would love to see ur pic!!!" Do you know this e-tard agreed? You really rather I lie to you than take rejection? Fine. I'm more than happy to oblige you. I'll start lying to get guys to leave me alone. You think I'm a guy? Ok cool, Ill work on sprouting a penis but this might take a while. You think I'm fat? I just ate a stick of deep fried butter with a side of stuff I found behind the fridge. I'm mean because I'm lonely? I'm lonely because mean you jerkface!! Thanks for reminding me of how sad my life is!! Now I'm gonna go jump off the balcony of my summer house.


Sorry this blog is so long. I took a break after the first part to play some GuitarHero and a guy kept........ahhhh Im not explaining myself. You dont wanna read it go fuck your self.

Peace^, A-Town Down, Seacreast out!!!

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

WavyCrockette gettin punked!

Wavy... you know where i live... you know where we ALL LIVE... this video is proof WAVY be gettin PUNKEd by People on PSN

4 The Record To You Pervs...

OK so I was chilling in the CP the other day, and this guy comes up yttahpaekoms, he says the usuall "Hi, how are you doing?" Of course I tried to be nice at first and said "Hi" back. Then not a second later I get a message from this guy, it displayed a picture of his dick. I mean seriously I say "Hi" back and you think now I want a Dick Pic. OK well I came across this MOD on home in the same CP, I explained to her what was said and what was sent to me. But for some reason she wasn't even wanting to pay attention, I don't know maybe cause she was dancing in the middle of a group of dudes virtually humping her. I mean she was talking and all just not to anyone but the guys around her. I tried numerous times to get her attention but she wasn't having it. So long story short I got a hold of M&M's and told him bout the mod acting very lame. He personally got a hold of his friend GW and had a convo bout the situation. Well needless to say the MOD that was ignoring me, got a 2 day suspension for playing around while on the job, basically. Now 4 the record to you pervs out there, get a fucking girlfriend, a blow up doll, or maybe a tighter grip on your penis, IDK but seriously stop harassing us women out there, we don't care bout your dirty pics, we don't care about all that shit. We care about having fun, fuck what your thinking.

Monday, September 14, 2009

Dear Mrs glasswalls

Hello how are you this fine day mrs walls. I know we had our differences. Since you decided to help us out. I told myself i'd run a new leaf and help you out...

Asshole number 1.

I sign on home... and i followed avian and i came across this child, well he acted like a child because i ignored him and he followed me around... not to mention he threaten to report me only because i would not speak to him. I walked away, he followed and called me dumb ho's only because i wouldn't talk to him... then When i told him who i was and that i would tell GW for the false report. he started to type "F*** You mod f*** You mod" orr....

Now, How are you going to harrass me... then report me for not speaking to you and THEN!!!!! Say f the mods!? sigh...

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i only got 1 thing to say about this avatar...
UnblockaNARD!!

OXNARD CA!!! nuff said..

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This Guy... sent me a message with the typical "wanna mic and cam?"
So i took a chance right... and i said something off the wall, here is what i said..
^ thats what i said to him...lol and yea he got excited.
yea SO i told him.... LMAO!!

im done bloggin, enjoy my new Rated Unblockable site

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

an UnNormal SoSe Day

Have you ever...

well no you haven't cause none of you are sose... hmmm well Lets just say today i signed on home and it was, how can i explain it. Not normal???

i didn't get hit on... i didn't... not once... not... once...

i didn't even get L1 attacked. No hello... no where are you from.... no... nothing.

However. I did go into the mall. When i got there... i was Digitally asked out, upon arriving there. I guess my last blog someone read it and warned people. Guys were NICE on playstation home. What is really going on???

well maybe i spoke to soon, as im blogging this. some Nerd just walked up to me saying "nice back icey" wow... perv
he sent this message before he said it... with that said... whats it like to be a girl on home? its ok sometimes. But most of the time all the boys want to "play a game" and its nothing on playstation...he keeps following me around too i guess you can call this a live blog. I don't know.
Well this blog started off un-normal. Now since i went to the bowling alley it went right back. when i started i was in central plaza.

See the "hey sexy" messages. Im sure every female has got their Share of this... im sorry i haven't picked on 1 guy yet. I just think they are all the same. Honestly... its becoming quite ridiculous...

regaurdless... Im too lazy to get my azz up and put this money on this CC so i can buy this new website... as far as the New flash site... we are raising money... to purchase it.

and MICHAEL PORTER!! IM STILL LOOKING FOR YOU!

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Happy Labor Free Weekend!!

So this past weekend my 2 favorite fellas took a trip down to Mississippi to visit some of my husbands family. I decided that sense I hate the very thought of sitting on a pig farm talking about hauling Pulp wood and hunting "coons" that I would just stay home and relax. Besides, I could use a little "ME" time.

Friday..................
Im going dancing!!!!!! I put on some pants that were too tight and a shirt that was too small and met up with my bitches at a club downtown. I missed the "Free drinks for ladies" hour but thats ok....Im feeling especially full of myself anyway ^_^. I get in, met up with my friends, catch up drink wise and hit the floor. Then KABLAM!!!! I got a monkey on my back. Errrrr...actually I got a monkey on my ass. A ass monkey if you will. The first song I just kept moving his hands back to my waistline. The second song I held his hands. The third song I slammed into him hard enough to make him double over and drop his cheap ass in house beer that smelled like rotten bread and poo water all over himself. Meh...all for the better I suppose. I like dancing with the lack of getting pregnant in front of a room full of people anyway.


Saturday.................
Ahhhhh......nothing is quite as awesome as a warm Saturday morning. Sun shining, it still feels a bit like Summer. What a great day to get drunk!!!! All my real life friends are resting up so I turn to my E-friends, E-Cash to be exact. After debating on playing a game we decide to just drink. So what its 10am in the morning, he's usually at work and Im usually knee deep in rancid baby innards and dirty laundry. We "BRB" to go get supplies for the day and eat. While out picking up my poison of choice I get the notion that I should try something new. I get the most ridiculous cigar I can afford. Maybe I'll go "Bill Clinton" on myself if I get.....ummm....lonely??
Back at home I figure it would behoove me to eat something so I grab a loaf of white bread and a jar of peanut butter, YUMMY!!!!
The game we decide on is "what plaza bears say"....if a guys ask me where I'm from Cash takes a shot, if he ask my age I take one. Well at first things were definitely going my way.........."where are you from?" ing the shit out of me, but seeming to not care about my age. I had him on the ropes!!!! Then every scrub is all of a sudden interested in how old I am. Now when it comes to drinking Im not a sprinter, more of a marathon runner. Hell, it takes me 2 hours to drink a Mike's hard lemonade. After and 3 hours of this I........................................
Its 1am??? Damn I missed the whole damn day!!! And who the hell threw up in the kitchen sink on the dishes??? Oh wait, probably me. Well, Im still feeling pretty shitty so Ill just grab a 7up and go back to bed. Ill clean this shit up in the morning...well, more in the morning.
Its 6am!!! I feel like a million bu...........Who the hell threw up in the sink on the dirty dishes??? Oh right, I did that. Why didnt I just wash them when I got the 7up? Ahh well, at least Im feeling better. Sunday is spent doing boring stuff, cleaning, washing, frebreezing all the fabric in my house so it doesnt smell like a strip club, sniffing Desmond's oneies, his crib, his towel......god I miss my baby :(
Well its Sunday night and nobody has to work tomorrow so I think Ill step out again for a night on the town. I call my "backup" friends and see what their doing. I usually dont hang with them because they always wanna go to some shitty hole-in-the wall club. They tell me to meet them at........ a shitty hole-in-the wall club. I get there and THIS PLACE IS PACKED!!!! Its gotta be 200 over fire code its sooooo many people. It takes all most 20mins just to get a drink, which is watered down -_-, and about another 20 to find my friends. Their on the dance floor so now Im doing that weird "hold your drink" dance......you know the one where your trying to not spill your drink on somebody? Then it hits me like a swift kick to the vagina......"Did I put on deodorant???". I think I did but Im not a 100% sure. I sure hope I did. I did didnt I?? All well, I dont care what these people think anyway. I start dancing and get approached by a decent looking guy that ACTUALLY ASK can he dance with me. Polite....in a club??? This is maddness. Hell yeah you can dance with me!! So we start dancing and this dude can dance!! Im highly impressed. I wonder how is he in bed? No not really *really* lolol. After a few songs Im hot and sweaty and make my way to a seat under a air duct. Im looking around, just checking out the people as they go. Good Dancing Guy comes over and I ask him if he wants a drink......he turns me down. DAMNIT!!! I KNEW I FORGOT TO WEAR DEODORANT!!! Im so stinky he doesnt even want me to get him drunk. Well this sucks. I just give him a smile and return to the dance floor with my arms down at my sides like a soldier at attention. And he follows me and we start dancing again. What the duce captain??? I know you like me cause you keep wanting to dance but you would let me buy you a drink?? Whatever. Im not trying to get him drunk, the drink is like a "thanx for asking me to dance, not assuming" kinda thing. But damnit if I dont wanna know why he turned me down. So I ask. His reply? "Well, my wife dont like going out dancing so I come alone. I hope i didnt offend you or anything. I just dont wanna give the impression Im here for anything more than dancing and company". WHAT?????WHAT????? Did I just meet a awesome guy in a shitty club??? Im gonna grind the shit outta this guy!!! I got my legs all wrapped around him and everything. Now Im having fun. I dont know if he was running game or not but it worked. We have sex with our clothes on for about 3 more hours talking about being married and kids and stuff. At the end of the night he says, "well, heres my number incase you wanna hang out again. Oh and this is my house number in giving you so dont feel weird if my wife answers, Im gonna tell her who you are." Awwwwwwwwww.AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. Thats so damn sweet. At to think I thought he was gonna say I smelled or he was gay.

Monday........
Happy Labor Day everybody!!! Nothing really happened today. A weekend of drinking only gives me on thing...........Mud Butt. I couldnt stay out of the bathroom!!! My butt is sooooo sore from the constant wiping its crazy. What?? You dont wanna hear about this? Fine.


Well thats it. Hope you guys all enjoyed your weekend cause I sure enjoyed mine. Next Labor Day when they go out of town again Ill try to sleep with a girl or puke in the mouth of a stranger to have a better story.

Peace^, A-Town Down, Seacreast out!!!!

Monday, September 7, 2009

Vacation is over...

Hellooooooooooooooooo all!!! its The BITCH!

I haven't been bloggin for a reason. That reason is because i literally hate playstation home. Let me ask Women this question... You're in the plaza or the bowling alley. You're friends are there and you came to see them. All of a Sudden some piece of shit default avatar L1 attacks you with "hello, Where are you from?" and you ignore his lame fucking azz... then he tends to follow you. And continues because you don't answer... Then You tell him nicely. "hey please go away" and he responds with "you're probably fat in real life"... like OK if i was fat??? Why you try to talk to me and follow me around??...
<--- Surrounded by avatars... DEFAULT 1s... OK so the conversation continues and he claims you're etheir fat or some stuck up bitch, or the best line ever "i just wanted to be friends and you wanted to be some stuck up bitch, don't be like that" Ok i dont have time to be deleting someone on my list who probably played more games than you ever have instead of mackin E-Bitches on home. I rather not sit up and continuously get Chat invites and stupid messages from you Every single fucking time i sign on.... "hey ma" or "sup" "how you doin" Tf u got a radar on me or something? do u just STARE at the corner of your fucking screen and just wait for that female to sign on? the fuck is wrong with niggaz on playstation? Don't get me wrong this happens on xbox live as well but jesus. Are all Male gamers Virgin pieces of shits and never talked to a female on a video game before? i haven't been bloggin for the simple fact that i've ran into the same scenarios every fucking time i fucking log on... Now i've found a new problem. You know what Im not going to even mention this niggaz name. Cause i'll make his azz Famous "coughTycough" But he has the same 1st name as the 1st nigga i blogged. I gotta say this mother fucker even Sends g0dly ice messages about the chicks he hangs with. Virtual parties Etc. Yoooooooooooooooooooooooo -------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------- Speaking of Which. I got a little Bone to Pick.... TRUMPTITE!

All i have to say to you is. What Video Do i have on you called "Home girls gone wild?" I've searched all over my PC, I've searched on Home...i've asked people, I even asked my own brain. I thought and thought and thought. I looked at my recorder... i looked for the disc of video evidence. I haven't found anything. Im going to start my own Private investigation about this video called " home girls gone wild" I'm intrigued. i mean, Sose Works without actually doing it?? I recall August was break time for the sose project.. Matter of fact we were working on a brand new flash site, Unfortunately they want the whole chunk for the site. We are raising money to purchase it. For now We are Rebuilding Webs. So for me Or MM's or anyone else to make some video... we all haven't been on home in over a month doing any "jobs" or Recording, i've just been hanging out.. I think the Trumpet done went to far up your nose and tickled your brain. But for you im going to find the culprit who has done this horrible horrible thing to you and have video evidence on you. Cause it surely isn't i... or anyone else in my group for that matter

Trump you're not a pedophile, you're not a lame ass, you're nothing that i know of for me to even "blog" or make a video about... you're not on my radar you're not on mm's radar. Stop making up stories to get attention. Thats lame enough for me to IGNORE! so trumptite = IS IGNORED! officially. But i will investigate on this video...

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The ten things i hate about playstation home. We were in the process of doing this, but you know what im just going to put together a LARGE parody video about this... i think it deserves it instead of a blog.
This is 1 of them.... WTF... gangs on home are the BEST... LOL, We got... the frosties, the hamsters, the reapers, the Snowman, ETC... The Ice Breakers... are here and they are here to freeze the day! YAY! (im not making fun of you)

And this mother fucker.... o i hate this wife beating piece of shit... I heard he was Janitor at a elementary school. Now please please people... PLEASE we have been to Sony, we have called the authorities, and no one is listening. Now he is passing out Child porn... When i seen that i didn't even download it to my ps3... Sony did bann his 1st playstation because of us. He bought a new 1. He's back still on the server Asking the same thing " Do you have a webcam? i Do..."


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Random messages ^^^^ "blow me"
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I don't pay attention to people who want on my Site or want a video about them. Mr Jimbo....

Jimbo jimbo... i will not mention you!!! Jimbo... you're not worth my time Jimbo...

and to that Mafia network... LOL i don't visit your site. Nor do i care. I have my things im venturing off too. And uhhhhhh reviewing video games is not me... because im a HARDCORE gammer. I will tell you the worst things about a video game... matter fact look at the master of shitting over video games....

I sose Leave this blog with you.... AVGN nerd on the WORST VIDEO GAME EVER CREATED.... Super man.... 64...