I feel sorry for pengiuns.
Dog poop and human poop dont smell the same.
I pee every hour and 12 mins.
I can still run very fast.
Im hungry.
Ive seen a tornado in real life.
I talk to my belly for hours about cooking and various talk shows.
My feet look awesome!!!!
I can type upside-down.
I just proved it!!!
I "lol" so much because I find everything funny.
I love me some money!!!
YEAH I JUST SAID THAT!!!
I like being spooned.
I cracked a egg and it was a dead baby chicken inside.
Stupid Farm Stand Eggs.
I watch animal planet and debate over which animals I think I can take in a fight.
Ive also sized up all my friends on HOME and I think I can beat them all up.
I can do a American and a Chinese split.
Im sweating just sitting here typing.
I want a dog, and not one for kicking.
Im a christian but I dont believe in the bible.(Not word for word anyway)
Im not as much of a slut as everybody keeps saying behind my back.
Im only slightly slutty lol.
I was addicated to Morphine for 2 years.
Ive been told 6 times I like like Sheva from RE5.
I hate when people call me "dej".
My husband is what I would consider "out of my league".
Ive slept in the bathtub beacause its the only place I could get comfortable.
With my baby at work and home down I feel lonely :(
Im still not gonna use spell check :)
Im Done
Peace Up A-Town Down Seacreast Out!!!!
